this grilled cheese was a-fucking-ok until i turned around, then this shit went pear-shaped and decheespitated itself.
onlookers described the cheese as "more depressed than i am, which isnt much of a feat but how the fuck"

recipe

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-2 pieces of toast
-2 slices of colby jack
place one slice of toast, then the slices of cheese, then another slice of toast. place on a plate and microwave for however long you want to, literally doesnt matter.

i make this every day. i eat it every day. takes less than 5 minutes to make. delicious as all hell.
its just a really really good ham and cheese

recipe

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-2 pieces of toast
-2 slices of colby jack
-2 slices of coldcut ham
-salt
place one slice of toast, then one slice of cheese. add light salt, or however much you want, dont let me boss you. rip up and add on the two slices of ham, make sure to keep it away from the corners of the cheese. salt again, and add the second slice of cheese. make sure the cheese slices are touching around the corners. add the final toast, and microwave for 15 seconds. press on the top of the sandwich, and go 15 more seconds. it will have some excess moisture stored inside but it will be amazing.